Me: Pop, this chili tastes different...good, but different.
Him: Yeah, I didn't have a spice pack...
Me: So you just played it by ear?
Him: Ya, I went totally balls-to-the-wall. It was crazy.
(Keeps eating nonchalently as I try to stop the spicy hot meal from coming out of my nose.)
Him (looking up and realizing I am in hysterics): What, you never heard that before? You need to get out more.
I beg to differ, Popsie. The entertainment here suits me just fine.
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